Somebody very wise and long since fogotten in the fog of time once said “Whether you fall over or not doesn’t really matter, it’s how you pick yourself up again at the end” and at the moment I can truly identify with that.
It was the start of day 5 and the second on the Nulabor when I knew I was in trouble. My knee was getting progressively sorer and I was getting progressively slower. I’d managed to snap my aero bars off 2 days prior so there was no way to try and hide from the wind and with the prospect of nearly 1500k’s before I was back in any form of civilization, pedalling off into the wastelands with a bung knee was seeming less and less sensible.
Sitting here now thinking about it, It doesn’t really sound that bleak but at the time, through the fog of exhaustion and pain, it really did feel like a heavy situation. Of course, there were cars and truck passing all the time but there was a sense of isolation deep in the Australia outback that is hard to quantify.
Unpacking in the hotel room
The first day didn’t really go according to plan. I had anticipated a lead out with a rider from Perth to get me through the suburbs of an unfamiliar city and out on the open road. This didn’t quite pan out and with no pre-mapped Perth escape route, I resorted to google maps on the iphone to give me some sense of direction. I think I managed to find every single road without a shoulder and was left dodging in and out of traffic while desperately trying to avoid drain covers seemingly made of square edges and sharp things. I hadn’t yet found somewhere to stop to use a compressor and the resultant pinch flat was inevitable when I was only running pressures achievable with a mini pump in the hotel room. The knowledge that my own lack of preparation was the sole cause of the puncture left a bitter taste in my mouth.
Of course things didn’t go smoothly in changing the tube and a cantankerous rear brake soon spat the brake pads all over the pavement rather than accept the rotor when putting the wheels back on. It took a phenomenal amount of stuffing around to get the pads to go back in and the wheel back in the drop outs. I was already frustrated and I had only been riding for 10 kms, not how I had pictured the start in my minds eye.
About 40k’s into the ride I was surprised to find a climb. Isn’t Australia entirely flat? It wasn’t a huge climb but a solid enough rise, around 400m over the course of 5 or 6 k’s. The day was fairly warm and I started peeling layers off.
Even though I didn't stop here, the pie shop photo op was too good to pass up
Nothing of any significance occured for the next few hours. Lots of narrow roads and heavy traffic however there was a particularly large cookie obtained in Northam which was set aside for later in the day when the inevitable first bonk occured.
Happiness is a massive cookie on a lonely road
Swan river in Northam
I remember looking at my watch around 3ish and returning a call to B-rad while I was in Northam. I was only about 120k’s into the day and it was already getting late. I would have to get a move on if I was going to make get any sort of significant k’s done for the day.
Sun sets over day one
I pushed along through many small towns that evening before arriving at Kellerberrin. It was about 9pm and Kellerberrin had been my target for the day. Everything looked to be closed but there was a pub which was still open so I headed in. The place was deserted and when i asked if they were still serving food, I found out the kitchen had shut about 20 minutes before. I bought a couple of packets of chips and sat down for a minute and got talking with the bar tender. I told him I was going to try and ride the 60k’s through the Merriden tonight and he said “I don’t even like driving that far. I can’t let you go out there without a meal” and with that, he headed off into the kitchen and cooked me a burger and chips. Pure Joy.
Fuel
I figured getting into Merriden that night made sense as it put me in a reasonable spot to shoot for Coolgardie the next day if things went well. I made it within 20k’s of Merriden before I started fading badly as I went crosseyed and drooling with fatigue. I pulled the pin for the evening at a roadside parking area and set up the bivvy in the bush and quickly drifted off to sleep with close enough to 250-270k’s for the day.
Hotel room on the first night
The following morning, I was up and on the road around 0730 ish. I took the time too cook up a dehydrated lamb fettucinne for breakfast to make sure I had enough calories on board to get me through to second breakfast. It was a good plan but I was noticing the day 2 legs on that 20 k’s into Merriden and sounded fairly average on the phone to the Mrs when I strayed into reception and could call out. I grabbed a dodgy service station BLT and started work on the 110ks to Southern Cross.
Canola fields
Shite road. Happiness is a change from coarse to smoother
It was about here that it became apparent that my planned 28kph average speed was a laughable over-estimate as the choppy, narrow, soul destroyingly coarse roads worked their magic on me. The aggregate used to make the roads was so coarse that it robbed all forward momentum and i was struggling to make it past 24 kph on flat ground and the cross/headwind was only making matters worse. The road was actually noticeably smoother to ride on the groove where the car/truck tyres had smoothed things out however the roar of the headwind in your ears meant you couldn’t hear approaching traffic and it was suicide to ride out there unless you wanted to spent the next 200k’s looking over your shoulder every 10 seconds. Cyclist Vs Road train only ever ends one way.
It took forever to get to Southern Cross and I hit town around 2:30 feeling like the day was nearly over and I had only done 150ks so far (this was going to be a recurring theme through the ride). I had a burger at the cafe, bought a heap of food at the local IGA and headed out of town knowing full well that cranking out 180k’s to Coolgaride that evening was never going to happen but I would at least take a sizeable bite out of it before stopping for the evening. I discovered after talking to a local that there was actually a roadhouse about 40k’s out of town which meant the distance between water sources was less than I been planning for. I took the opportunity to stock up on more fluids at this truckstop just on dusk and then kept pedalling into the encroaching darkness.
The bike hit the dust seconds after the photo was taken
One of the problems with riding Eastward is the sunsets are always behind you and I missed some glorious moments while I stared at my GPS screen with my head down fighting the wind. It was probably safer that way however as traffic approaching from behind wasn’t staring directly into the sun while driving past. I guess I’ll take safety over scenery.
Thankfully, shortly after dusk, the headwind that I had been fighting the whole day eased and suddenly it felt like I was making good time again. One of the advantages of riding at night in the outback is the distance headlights from vehicles carry. I could now ride in the middle of the lane as I had at least 5 minutes warning that a car was coming as the glow from their lights appeared long before the car approached. It was so reliable that I put in the ipod headphones and grooved the evening away as I rode across moon lit plateaus. I resolved to get halfway to Coolgardie and finally pulled the pin for the night around 8pm about 80 k’s out having ridden around 230-240k’s.
No shoulder and marbles off the edge of the road. Pretty time of day though
That night the wind picked up and the following morning it was howling. Lying in my bivvy, I was momentarily hopeful it would be a tailwind however my hopes were soon shattered as I realized it was the same SE direction I had ridden through the day before. I was on the road a little after 7am and made Coolgardie around midday. My knees had been pretty good thus far despite my pre ride concerns however literally 20 meters from town, my right knee did something strange leaving me with stabbing pain in the outside of the knee athough it soon passed. I shrugged off the knee pain as ‘weird’ and I headed straight for the local cafe and demolished an all day breakfast before another trip to the IGA, then on the road with a vague idea of getting as close to Noreseman as possible that evening. Widgiemooltha was 75ks away and Norseman another 92k’s and I had turned directly into the teeth of the wind so it was going to be a horrible afternoon.
When a cyclist dies and goes to hell, they are destined to spend eternity riding the road between Coolgardie and Widgie. It would have to be the most desolate, forlorn, barren, lifeless, dry and depressing place I have ever been. To top it off, there was plenty of hills to climb and it was nearly 4.5 hours later that I reached Widgie and had a chicken burger, chocolate milk and bought some food for the road at astronomical prices thanks to the isolation.
I figured I would get to within 40 k’s of Norseman and call it a night however as the wind eased a little on dusk, I found myself 60k’s out and wondering why I shouldn’t push through until Norseman. My knee was giving me hell and left me grimacing with pain every time it flared up so a night in a hotel bed in Norseman sounded really appealing. The headphones went in since the sun was down and I hummed along on the aerobars until I realized something wasn’t right. “Were the aerobars always pointing in this direction?” I thought to myself. “Surely they didn’t flex like this yesterday?”. I resolved to stay off them until I could inspect them in daylight since a high speed crash in a remote area at night didn’t sound very inviting. I listened to ‘The Porkers’ and eventually rolled into Norseman just on 9pm and organized a room as they were closing for the night.It was my first shower in 3 days and it was heaven. I was asleep in minutes but woke around 5am. I dozed for an hour or so before getting up, heading to the truck stop and sorting my gear for the day.
To be continued…..
EDIT: PART 2